She’s an unlovable loser who has no friends and no prospects. I mean, we all expect the 250 pound piece of shit with the weird hair, Tumblr account, and see-through earlobes who breathes like a dehydrated Saint Bernard whenever she traverses a Golden Corral parking lot to be on antidepressants-it’s a given. Even scarier is the fact that a lot of the women taking these drugs seem to have their acts together. One would like to think these women feel ashamed of themselves for producing an entire generation of little “Rain Mans,” but they’re most likely too drugged up feel anything at all-never mind shame. Eighty-seven percent! To say that is completely ridiculous would be a massive understatement. What’s more: a recent study out of Canada reveals that pregnant women taking the most common form of antidepressants-Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors, or SSRIs-increase their risk of having a child born on the autism spectrum by 87 percent. Especially for women under the age of 30. Judging by how crazy and delusional most women are nowadays, it’s probably a pretty sizable percentage. How many of the remaining 75 percent should be on meds, but aren’t for any number of reasons, is anyone’s guess. One out of every four-that’s how many women in America are on some type of antidepressant.